The Coffee Shop

Mizz Boodro had to lose weight…she was too big, yeah! So she went to see Doc. Thibodeaux who put her on a strict regime.

Doc Thib said, “Mizz Boodro, losing weight is not hard. Here is an easy diet: Eat what you want, as much as you want, anytime, fuh two days. Den, skip duh whole third day. Keep dat up fuh three weeks, den come back and see me.  Ah expect you will lose at least five pounds.”

Three weeks later,Mizz Boo went back to see Dr. Thibodeaux. The nurse weighed her, and she lost THIRTY POUNDS! She was thrilled!

Doc Thib said, “Mais, Mizz Boo, dat is wonderful! Did you follow my instructions?”

Mizz Boo said,”Mais,yeah,Doc. But Ahm tellin ya, Ah thought Ah was gonn drop dead on dat third day,me. Ai-Yie, dat was tough,yeah!”

Doc Thib said,”Ah assure you, Mizz Boo, nobody ever died from hunger in just one day.”

Mizz Boo said, “Mais, no Doc. Not from duh hunger. From all dat Skippin!“