The Grasshopper and the Ant –Modern Version

    Most everyone if familiar with the story of the Grasshopper and The Ant. In the ORIGINAL VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter while the grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter,the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter,so he dies out in the cold.

    The MORAL OF THE STORY:Be responsible for yourself!

    Now we have the MODERN VERSION:

    The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,building his
    house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    Meanwhile the grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

    Come winter,the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
    demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

    CBS,NBC ,PBS,CNN,and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
    America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

    How can this be,that in a country of such wealth,this poor grasshopper
    is allowed to suffer so?

    Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries
    when they sing,‘It’s Not Easy Being Green.’
    Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant ‘s house where the news stations film the group singing,‘We shall overcome.’
    Rev. Jeremiah Wright then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the
    grasshopper’s sake.
    Nancy Pelosi &Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the
    ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper,and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

    Finally,the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &Anti-Grasshopper Act
    retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

    The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
    and,having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,his home is
    confiscated by the Government Green Czar.

    The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the
    ants food while the government house he is in,which just happens to be the ant’s old house,crumbles around him because he doesn’t maintain it.

    The ant has disappeared in the snow.

    The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house,now abandoned,is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

    MORAL OF THE STORY:Be careful how you vote in 2010.

    “In God We Trust”

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