If a conservative doesn’t like guns,he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns,he wants all guns outlawed.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian,he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian,he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
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If a conservative sees a foreign threat,he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal who sees a foreign threat wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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If a conservative is homosexual,he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual,he demands legislated respect.
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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative,they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
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If a conservative is down-and-out,he thinks about how to better his situation.
A down-and-out liberal wonders who should have to take care of him.
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If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host,he switches channels.
Liberals who don’t like a talk show host demand that they be shut down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer,he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion,of course!)
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If a conservative decides he needs health care,he goes about shopping for it,or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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If a conservative slips and falls in a store,he gets up,laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls,he grabs his neck,moans like he’s in labor and then sues.
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If a conservative reads this,he’ll forward the link so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will attempt to delete it because he’s “offended”.
The Difference –Conservative vs Liberal
If a conservative doesn’t like guns,he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns,he wants all guns outlawed.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian,he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian,he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
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If a conservative sees a foreign threat,he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal who sees a foreign threat wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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If a conservative is homosexual,he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual,he demands legislated respect.
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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative,they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
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If a conservative is down-and-out,he thinks about how to better his situation.
A down-and-out liberal wonders who should have to take care of him.
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If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host,he switches channels.
Liberals who don’t like a talk show host demand that they be shut down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer,he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion,of course!)
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If a conservative decides he needs health care,he goes about shopping for it,or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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If a conservative slips and falls in a store,he gets up,laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls,he grabs his neck,moans like he’s in labor and then sues.
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If a conservative reads this,he’ll forward the link so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will attempt to delete it because he’s “offended”.