Boodro the cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asked him why was he staring?
Boo replies: “Ah have a question ta’ ask but I doan wanta’ offend you.
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure there’s nothing you could ask or say that I would find offensive.”
“Mais, A’ve always had a fantasy ta’ hava Nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well let’s see what we can do about that: #1 you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic.”
Boodro is very excited and says, “Yes! Ah’m single and Catholic.”
“OK” the Nun says. “pull into the next alley.” The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But then when they get back on the road, Boodro starts crying.
“My dear child” said the Nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me sister, but Ah have sinned,” cries Boodro. ” Ah lied and Ah muss confess, A’m married and A’m Jewish.”
The Nun says, “That’s OK, because my name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a Halloween Party”.
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