The message went out to despots everywhere from the heart of DC to the bowels of the Fuhrer’s hideout. Scott Brown took the Massachusetts senate seat and with it the Democrats’ super majority!! It’s a dark day for tyrants everywhere. . . .
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The message went out to despots everywhere from the heart of DC to the bowels of the Fuhrer’s hideout. Scott Brown took the Massachusetts senate seat and with it the Democrats’ super majority!! It’s a dark day for tyrants everywhere. . . . written by Newt Gingrich The editorial writers at the New York Times thought they were getting the White House’s back when they defended cuts to Medicare Advantage last week. In fact,they were validating the blatant dishonesty of administration and congressional officials pushing for the cuts. In their editorial last Sunday,the Times writers revealed in stunning fashion the lies that have been used to convince increasingly skeptical seniors that their Medicare Advantage benefits won’t be sacrificed to pay for government-run health care. Dishonesty: Then,literally on the next line,the Times contradicts itself,and stumbles inadvertently on to the truth: Intimidation: Current legislation in Washington will gut the program. H.R. 3200 in the House will cut Medicare Advantage by $172 billion. The bill sponsored by Sen. Max Baucus in the Senate will cut the popular program by $123 billion. If you’re just hearing about this now,here’s the reason:When Humana (with whom we’ve worked with in the past at CHT) tried to inform its Medicare Advantage members that Democratic health care reform could lower their benefits,the government ordered them to cease and desist and opened an investigation of the company. Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) subsequently introduced legislation in the Senate Finance Committee to protect the 1st Amendment rights of private insurance companies to criticize health care reform proposals. Democrats on the committee unanimously defeated the bill. Hypocrisy: The AARP Sells Out Seniors Of course the Washington leadership of the AARP is working closely with Democrats on health care reform. Incredibly,the self-appointed voice of America’s seniors supports “reforms” that will cut the benefits —if not the entire Medicare Advantage coverage —of millions of seniors. How can this be? It’s simple. The AARP is a liberal interest group like any other,and it cut a deal with the party in charge in Washington. In exchange for selling out the seniors it claims to represent,the AARP will get potentially millions in lucrative insurance contracts,and quite possibly something more. Tell Your Friends We’re Not Going to Take It Anymore But all that is required for these tactics to prevail in Washington is for good people to sit back and do nothing. As debate in Congress continues,here’s what you can do:Send this newsletter to a friend,a co-worker,or a relative who isn’t yet aware of what Washington is doing. Send this newsletter to your senators and representatives. Let them know that,despite the dishonesty,the intimidation and the hypocrisy,we know what they’re doing. And we’re not going to take it anymore. Your friend, =================================================== Many of us seniors have depended on the AARP for years for information,cost saving offers,and representation of seniors interests. We can not depend on them to do that and we can not sit by like sheep while they accept our membership fees at the same time they sell us out in Washington while lying to us to boot! Let them know what you think by cutting up your AARP card and sending it back to them! There is an alternative with the American Seniors Association. Perhaps even a better suggestion is to cut up your AARP card and send it to the ASA with your new membership application. They will give you a second years membership for that cut up card! That’s a whole lot more than we are getting from AARP these days. Check out the American Seniors Association It is a true seniors advocacy organization that has not sold out to the big money offers from Obama and the Washington establishment and it deserves our support. I have no connection to the ASA and only pass on this information as a service,. . . . and because I am genuinely ticked off big time about what Washington and groups like the AARP are trying to do to our country. Chuck We get up at 5:00 am,have a quick breakfast and join the early morning Walk and Talk Club. There are about 30 of us. Rain or shine we walk around the roads,all talking at once. After a nimble walk,avoiding irate animals like chipmunks out to scare us,we go back home,shower and change for the next activity. My wife goes directly to the pool for her under water Pilates class,followed by gasping for breath and CPR. I put on my ‘Ask me about my Grandchildren’T-shirt,my mid-calf shorts,my socks and sandals and go to the club house lobby for a nice nap. Before you know it it’s time for lunch. We go to Sam’s Club to partake of the many tasty samples dispensed by ladies in white hair nets. All free! After a filling lunch,if we don’t have any doctor appointments,we might go to the Post Office and see almost everyone. We’re usually back home by 2 PM to get ready for dinner. People start lining up for the early bird about 3 PM,but we get there by 3:45 because we are late eaters. The dinners are very popular because of the large portions they serve. You can take home enough food for the next day’s lunch and dinner,including extra bread,crackers,sweet-and-low packets and mints. At 5:30 PM we’re home ready to watch the 6 o’clock news. By 6:30 we’re fast asleep. Then we get up and make 5 or 6 trips to the bathroom during the night and it’s time to get up and start a new day all over again. Doctor related activities will eat up most of your retirement time. I enjoy reading old magazines in sub zero temperatures in the waiting room,so I don’t mind. Calling for test results also help the days fly by. It takes at least half an hour just getting through the doctor’s phone menu. Then there is the hold time until you are connected to the right party. Sometimes they forget you are holding,and the whole office goes to lunch. Many of the receptionists are quite rude. They keep you standing at that dopey little,closed glass window,totally ignoring you. After 1/2 an hour,I ignore the ‘DO not tap on the window’sign and tap on the window. This always drives them nuts. If you do,they put down their Egg McMuffin or their copy of the Enquirer,and fling open the window,ready for a fight. I lie,explaining I tapped on the window accidentally because I have Parkinson’s. They claim they are required to keep the window closed because of the privacy law but I don’t believe it. Are they afraid if I were to overhear that someone has hemorrhoids,that I would blackmail them or sell the information to a foreign government? In Colorado everyone has hemorrhoids! Choosing a development with suitable amenities is an important decision. The various clubs in these communities provide most of the activities. Our development has over 30 clubs. There’s something for everyone. Clubs like the kidney donating club,the Taliban Club,the East meets West club,not to be confused with the West meets East club,etc. A truly active community is one where the ambulance is there several times a day and is part of the Travel Club. Mostly,it’s important to choose a development with an impressive name. Alpine names are very popular in Colorado. They convey…uppity sophistication and wealth. Where would you rather live…Jim Bob’s Condo’s or the Mountain Lake Estates? There is no difference. They are both owned by Jim Bob who happens to be a Texan. I hope this material has been of some help to you future retirees. If I can be of any further assistance,please look me up when you’re in Colorado. I live in ‘The Wilting Willows Park,’in South Fork. unknown senior If a conservative doesn’t like guns,he doesn’t buy one. ***** If a conservative is a vegetarian,he doesn’t eat meat. ***** If a conservative sees a foreign threat,he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. ***** If a conservative is homosexual,he quietly leads his life. ***** If a black man or Hispanic are conservative,they see themselves as independently successful. ***** If a conservative is down-and-out,he thinks about how to better his situation. ***** If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host,he switches channels. ***** If a conservative is a non-believer,he doesn’t go to church. ***** If a conservative decides he needs health care,he goes about shopping for it,or may choose a job that provides it. ***** If a conservative slips and falls in a store,he gets up,laughs and is embarrassed. ***** If a conservative reads this,he’ll forward the link so his friends can have a good laugh. Judy Wallman,a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that her great-great uncle,Remus Reid,was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Apparently both Judy and Senator Harry Reid share this common ancestor. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory. ![]() Remus Reid - Horsethief On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription:‘Remus Reid,horse thief,sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885,escaped 1887,robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives,convicted and hanged in 1889.’ So Judy recently e-mailed Senator Reid for information about their great-great uncle. Senator Reid’s staff sent back the following biographical sketch to help complete her genealogy research: “Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883,he devoted several years of his life to government service,finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887,he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889,Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.” NOW THAT’s how it’s done in DC,Folks! That’s real POLITICAL SPIN!! Posted to Craig’s List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Date:2009-03-23,3:43 AM EST
I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings.
I hope you somehow come across this message. I’d like to apologize. I didn’t expect you to mess your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket Truth is,I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening,and it wasn’t that cold outside.
You see,my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol,eh? It’s a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head,isn’t it? I know it probably wasn’t a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you’d come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I’m sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes,cell-phone,and wallet with me. I couldn’t have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.
I took the liberty of calling your mother,or “Momma”as you had her listed in your cell,and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go’s,along with all of the cash in your wallet.
I threw the wallet in a fancy pink “pimp mobile”parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell-phone. They’ll be on your bill in case you’d like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I’ve only had the phone for a little over a day now,so I don’t know what’s going on with that. I hope they haven’t permanently cut off your service.
I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).
I’d also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I’m hoping that you’ll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.. - Alex -
P.S. Remember this motto…… an armed society is a polite society! First Time Sex A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet,and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event,the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner,she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic,but he has never had sex before,so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register,the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy,a 3-pack,10-pack,or Family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy,it being his first time and all. That night,the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh,I’m so excited for you to meet my parents come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,and the boy is still deep in prayer,with his head down. 10 minutes pass,and still no movement from the boy. Finally,after 20 minutes with his head down,the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,‘I had no idea you were this religious.’ The boy turns,and whispers back,‘I had no idea your Father was a pharmacist.’ | |||||
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My Dog
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants,24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup,and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this He pays nothing,and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs,but He is not required to do any upkeep.
If He makes a mess,someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king,and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this,and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
Holy CRAP,my dog is a Democrat!