Hitler Learns of Brown’s Win in Massachusetts

    The message went out to despots everywhere from the heart of DC to the bowels of the Fuhrer’s hideout. Scott Brown took the Massachusetts senate seat and with it the Democrats’ super majority!! It’s a dark day for tyrants everywhere. . . .

    My Dog

    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
    He has his food prepared for him.
    He can eat whenever he wants,24/7/365.
    His meals are provided at no cost to him.
    He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup,and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
    For this He pays nothing,and nothing is required of him.
    He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs,but He is not required to do any upkeep.
    If He makes a mess,someone else cleans it up.
    He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
    He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
    He is living like a king,and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
    All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

    I was just thinking about all this,and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,


    Holy CRAP,my dog is a Democrat!

    Ray Stevens –On Obamacare


    Dishonesty,Intimidation,Hypocrisy and Medicare Advantage

    written by Newt Gingrich
    09/30/2009

    The editorial writers at the New York Times thought they were getting the White House’s back when they defended cuts to Medicare Advantage last week. In fact,they were validating the blatant dishonesty of administration and congressional officials pushing for the cuts.

    In their editorial last Sunday,the Times writers revealed in stunning fashion the lies that have been used to convince increasingly skeptical seniors that their Medicare Advantage benefits won’t be sacrificed to pay for government-run health care.

    Dishonesty:
    In one breath,the Times claimed the effect of Medicare Advantage cuts will be “modest”:
    “Although Republican rhetoric has triggered fears that Medicare Advantage enrollees might lose their coverage entirely if private plans drop out of the system,the real effect of the bill would likely be modest on average.”

    Then,literally on the next line,the Times contradicts itself,and stumbles inadvertently on to the truth:
    “The value of an enrollee’s added benefits would shrink by more than half from current levels but would not disappear;they would still be worth about $500 a year in 2019 (emphasis added).”

    Intimidation:
    Medicare Advantage was created to do what the Center for Health Transformation (CHT) has long fought for:To give all seniors more private choices of higher quality health care. It currently provides almost 11 million Americans coverage through private insurance plans. Recent data shows that these seniors have better health outcomes than those in traditional Medicare.

    Current legislation in Washington will gut the program. H.R. 3200 in the House will cut Medicare Advantage by $172 billion. The bill sponsored by Sen. Max Baucus in the Senate will cut the popular program by $123 billion.

    If you’re just hearing about this now,here’s the reason:When Humana (with whom we’ve worked with in the past at CHT) tried to inform its Medicare Advantage members that Democratic health care reform could lower their benefits,the government ordered them to cease and desist and opened an investigation of the company.

    Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) subsequently introduced legislation in the Senate Finance Committee to protect the 1st Amendment rights of private insurance companies to criticize health care reform proposals.

    Democrats on the committee unanimously defeated the bill.

    Hypocrisy: The AARP Sells Out Seniors
    But while Humana was censored by the government from talking to its Medicare Advantage enrollees about proposed Democratic cuts,another Medicare Advantage provider —the AARP —has been left free to lobby its members.

    Of course the Washington leadership of the AARP is working closely with Democrats on health care reform. Incredibly,the self-appointed voice of America’s seniors supports “reforms” that will cut the benefits —if not the entire Medicare Advantage coverage —of millions of seniors.

    How can this be? It’s simple. The AARP is a liberal interest group like any other,and it cut a deal with the party in charge in Washington. In exchange for selling out the seniors it claims to represent,the AARP will get potentially millions in lucrative insurance contracts,and quite possibly something more.

    Tell Your Friends We’re Not Going to Take It Anymore
    No plan that has to be advanced through dishonesty,intimidation and hypocrisy has the support of the American people.

    But all that is required for these tactics to prevail in Washington is for good people to sit back and do nothing.

    As debate in Congress continues,here’s what you can do:Send this newsletter to a friend,a co-worker,or a relative who isn’t yet aware of what Washington is doing.

    Send this newsletter to your senators and representatives. Let them know that,despite the dishonesty,the intimidation and the hypocrisy,we know what they’re doing.

    And we’re not going to take it anymore.

    Your friend,
    Newt Gingrich

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    Newt’s letter above outlines a lot of what is going on with the liberal establishment in Washington. Contact your representatives and let them know in no uncertain terms that what happened in Virginia and New Jersey Nov 3rd is nothing compared to Nov ’10 if they continue the current pattern. Contact your friends,and anyone else that will listen and tell them what you think about the sell out of seniors in America!

    Many of us seniors have depended on the AARP for years for information,cost saving offers,and representation of seniors interests. We can not depend on them to do that and we can not sit by like sheep while they accept our membership fees at the same time they sell us out in Washington while lying to us to boot! Let them know what you think by cutting up your AARP card and sending it back to them!

    There is an alternative with the American Seniors Association. Perhaps even a better suggestion is to cut up your AARP card and send it to the ASA with your new membership application. They will give you a second years membership for that cut up card! That’s a whole lot more than we are getting from AARP these days.

    Check out the American Seniors Association It is a true seniors advocacy organization that has not sold out to the big money offers from Obama and the Washington establishment and it deserves our support.

    I have no connection to the ASA and only pass on this information as a service,. . . . and because I am genuinely ticked off big time about what Washington and groups like the AARP are trying to do to our country.

    Chuck

    RETIREMENT –Daily Schedule

    We get up at 5:00 am,have a quick breakfast and join the early morning Walk and Talk Club. There are about 30 of us. Rain or shine we walk around the roads,all talking at once. After a nimble walk,avoiding irate animals like chipmunks out to scare us,we go back home,shower and change for the next activity.

    My wife goes directly to the pool for her under water Pilates class,followed by gasping for breath and CPR.

    I put on my ‘Ask me about my Grandchildren’T-shirt,my mid-calf shorts,my socks and sandals and go to the club house lobby for a nice nap.

    Before you know it it’s time for lunch. We go to Sam’s Club to partake of the many tasty samples dispensed by ladies in white hair nets. All free! After a filling lunch,if we don’t have any doctor appointments,we might go to the Post Office and see almost everyone.

    We’re usually back home by 2 PM to get ready for dinner. People start lining up for the early bird about 3 PM,but we get there by 3:45 because we are late eaters. The dinners are very popular because of the large portions they serve. You can take home enough food for the next day’s lunch and dinner,including extra bread,crackers,sweet-and-low packets and mints.

    At 5:30 PM we’re home ready to watch the 6 o’clock news. By 6:30 we’re fast asleep. Then we get up and make 5 or 6 trips to the bathroom during the night and it’s time to get up and start a new day all over again.

    Doctor related activities will eat up most of your retirement time. I enjoy reading old magazines in sub zero temperatures in the waiting room,so I don’t mind. Calling for test results also help the days fly by. It takes at least half an hour just getting through the doctor’s phone menu. Then there is the hold time until you are connected to the right party. Sometimes they forget you are holding,and the whole office goes to lunch.

    Many of the receptionists are quite rude. They keep you standing at that dopey little,closed glass window,totally ignoring you. After 1/2 an hour,I ignore the ‘DO not tap on the window’sign and tap on the window. This always drives them nuts. If you do,they put down their Egg McMuffin or their copy of the Enquirer,and fling open the window,ready for a fight. I lie,explaining I tapped on the window accidentally because I have Parkinson’s.

    They claim they are required to keep the window closed because of the privacy law but I don’t believe it. Are they afraid if I were to overhear that someone has hemorrhoids,that I would blackmail them or sell the information to a foreign government? In Colorado everyone has hemorrhoids!

    Choosing a development with suitable amenities is an important decision. The various clubs in these communities provide most of the activities. Our development has over 30 clubs. There’s something for everyone. Clubs like the kidney donating club,the Taliban Club,the East meets West club,not to be confused with the West meets East club,etc. A truly active community is one where the ambulance is there several times a day and is part of the Travel Club.

    Mostly,it’s important to choose a development with an impressive name. Alpine names are very popular in Colorado. They convey…uppity sophistication and wealth. Where would you rather live…Jim Bob’s Condo’s or the Mountain Lake Estates? There is no difference. They are both owned by Jim Bob who happens to be a Texan.

    I hope this material has been of some help to you future retirees. If I can be of any further assistance,please look me up when you’re in Colorado. I live in ‘The Wilting Willows Park,’in South Fork.

    unknown senior

    The Difference –Conservative vs Liberal

    If a conservative doesn’t like guns,he doesn’t buy one.
    If a liberal doesn’t like guns,he wants all guns outlawed.

    *****

    If a conservative is a vegetarian,he doesn’t eat meat.
    If a liberal is a vegetarian,he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

    *****

    If a conservative sees a foreign threat,he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
    A liberal who sees a foreign threat wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

    *****

    If a conservative is homosexual,he quietly leads his life.
    If a liberal is homosexual,he demands legislated respect.

    *****

    If a black man or Hispanic are conservative,they see themselves as independently successful.
    Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

    *****

    If a conservative is down-and-out,he thinks about how to better his situation.
    A down-and-out liberal wonders who should have to take care of him.

    *****

    If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host,he switches channels.
    Liberals who don’t like a talk show host demand that they be shut down.

    *****

    If a conservative is a non-believer,he doesn’t go to church.
    A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion,of course!)

    *****

    If a conservative decides he needs health care,he goes about shopping for it,or may choose a job that provides it.
    A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

    *****

    If a conservative slips and falls in a store,he gets up,laughs and is embarrassed.
    If a liberal slips and falls,he grabs his neck,moans like he’s in labor and then sues.

    *****

    If a conservative reads this,he’ll forward the link so his friends can have a good laugh.
    A liberal will attempt to delete it because he’s “offended”.

    History Lesson:Political Spin by a Master

    Judy Wallman,a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that her great-great uncle,Remus Reid,was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Apparently both Judy and Senator Harry Reid share this common ancestor.

    The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory.

    Remus Reid - Horsethief

    Remus Reid - Horsethief

    On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription:‘Remus Reid,horse thief,sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885,escaped 1887,robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives,convicted and hanged in 1889.’

    So Judy recently e-mailed Senator Reid for information about their great-great uncle.

    Senator Reid’s staff sent back the following biographical sketch to help complete her genealogy research:

    “Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883,he devoted several years of his life to government service,finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887,he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889,Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.”

    NOW THAT’s how it’s done in DC,Folks!

    That’s real POLITICAL SPIN!!

    And it came to pass . . .

    (Author unknown)

    And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America ,having lost their morals,their work initiative,and their will to defend their liberties,chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as “The One”. He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning;but He hypnotized the people telling them,“I am sent to save you. My lack of experience,my questionable ethics,my monstrous ego,and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and Change. Go,therefore,and proclaim throughout the land that he who preceded me is evil,that he has defiled the nation,and that all he has built must be destroyed.”

    And the people rejoiced,for even though they knew not what “The One”would do,he had promised that he would bring change,and they proclaimed “Yes We Can”.

    And “The One”said “We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!”

    And the people said,“Hallelujah!!  Change is good!”

    Then He said,“We are going to tax the rich fat-cats,”—- And the people said “Sock it to them!”“—- and “Redistribute their wealth.”

    And then He said,“Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody”

    And the people said,“Show us the money!”

    And Joe the plumber asked,“Are you kidding me? You’re going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??”

    And “The One”ridiculed and taunted him,and Joe’s personal records were hacked,publicized,and ridiculed;though no crime could be found.

    One lone reporter asked,“That shouldn’t be,isn’t that Marxist policy?”

    And she was banished from the kingdom!

    Then a citizen asked,“With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge,how will you deal with radical terrorists?”

    And “The One”said,“Simple. I shall sit with them and talk kindly to them and show them how nice we really are;and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!”

    And the people said,“Hallelujah!!  We are safe at last,and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!”

    Then “The One”said,“I shall give 95% of you lower taxes.”

    And one,lone voice said,“But 40% of us don’t pay ANY taxes.”

    So “The One”said,“Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!”

    And the people said,“Hallelujah!! Show us the money!”

    Then “The One”said,“I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!”

    And the people yawned and the already slumping housing market fully collapsed.

    And He said,“I shall mandate employer-funded health care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage,and lower the white collar wage.  And I shall also give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine and even transportation to the free clinics.”

    And the people said,“Give me some of that!”

    Then he said,“I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas.”

    And the people said,“Where’s my rebate check?”

    Then “The One”said,“I shall bankrupt the coal industry,and perhaps even the oil industry (Cap &Trade/Carbon Tax) and though electricity rates will skyrocket,we shall soon build wind farms and solar power stations and drive green cars that I shall mandate in Detroit!”

    And the people said,“Coal is dirty,coal is evil,no more coal!  But we don’t care for that part about higher electric rates.”

    So “The One”said,“Not to worry. If your rebate ($10/week) isn’t enough to cover your extra expenses ($3,000/year),we shall bail you out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!”  ”Only the fat cats will have to pay.”

    Then He said,“Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let’s grant them amnesty,Social Security,free education,free lunches,free medical care,bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing…”

    And the people said,“Hallelujah!!”And they made him King!

    And so it came to pass that employers,facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes,raised their prices and laid off workers;though they sold much less of their products.   Others simply gave up and went out of business,and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.  The banking industry was destroyed.  Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.

    So “The One”again blamed the prior administration,extended unemployment benefits to a year,bailed out his favorite banks,and then took over the banks and auto industries.  ”The One”said,“I am the “The One”–The Messiah –and I’m here to save you!  We shall just print more money so the government will have enough!” ”Surely one trillion dollars will make everyone happy.”  And immediately the Fed complied and the money presses roared.

    And China reconsidered their one trillion dollars of loans to the US ,,and threatened to call in their debts. Other foreign trading partners said unto “The One”,“Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung!  You will have to pay more.. for everything.. as your dollar becomes worth less.”

    And the people said,“Wait a minute.. That is unfair!!”

    And the world said,“Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.  Lo,you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. What factories are not owned by your government are owned by us.  Now you shall play by our rules!”

    And “The One”said “Americans are arrogant,divisive,and derisive!”   “We will listen.”

    And the people cried out,“Alas,alas!! What have we done?”

    But yea verily,it was too late. The people eventually set upon “The One”and spat upon him and stoned him,and his name was dung. But the once mighty nation was no more;and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change that “The One”had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them from within,and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

    And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,“Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!”

    But it was too late,and the once-glorious “Home of the Brave and Land of the Free”was no more..

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    You may think this is a fairy tale,but it’s not.  It’s happening RIGHT NOW,  Already everything down to the last couple of lines

    To the Guy Who Tried To Mug Me

    Posted to Craig’s List Personals:

    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in
    Downtown Savannah night before last..

    Date:2009-03-23,3:43 AM EST

    I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings.

    I hope you somehow come across this message. I’d like to apologize.

    I didn’t expect you to mess your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket Truth is,I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening,and it wasn’t that cold outside.

    You see,my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol,eh?

    It’s a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head,isn’t it? I know it probably wasn’t a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you’d come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I’m sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes,cell-phone,and wallet with me. I couldn’t have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

    I took the liberty of calling your mother,or “Momma”as you had her listed in your cell,and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go’s,along with all of the cash in your wallet.

    I threw the wallet in a fancy pink  “pimp mobile”parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell-phone. They’ll be on your bill in case you’d like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I’ve only had the phone for a little over a day now,so I don’t know what’s going on with that. I hope they haven’t permanently cut off your service.

    I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).

    I’d also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I’m hoping that you’ll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky..

    - Alex -

    P.S. Remember this motto……  an armed society is a polite society!

    The First Time

    First Time Sex

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet,and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event,the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner,she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

    The boy is ecstatic,but he has never had sex before,so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

    He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register,the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy,a 3-pack,10-pack,or Family pack.  The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy,it being his first time and all.

    That night,the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh,I’m so excited for you to meet my parents come on in!’

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

    A minute passes,and the boy is still deep in prayer,with his head down.  10 minutes pass,and still no movement from the boy.  Finally,after 20 minutes with his head down,the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,‘I had no idea you were this religious.’

    The boy turns,and whispers back,‘I had no idea your Father was a pharmacist.’