South Louisiana Crash Diet

    Mizz Boodro had to lose weight…she was too big,yeah! So she went to see Doc. Thibodeaux who put her on a strict regime.

    Doc Thib said,“Mizz Boodro,losing weight is not hard. Here is an easy diet:Eat what you want,as much as you want,anytime,fuh two days. Den,skip duh whole third day. Keep dat up fuh three weeks,den come back and see me.  Ah expect you will lose at least five pounds.”

    Three weeks later,Mizz Boo went back to see Dr. Thibodeaux. The nurse weighed her,and she lost THIRTY POUNDS! She was thrilled!

    Doc Thib said,“Mais,Mizz Boo,dat is wonderful! Did you follow my instructions?”

    Mizz Boo said,”Mais,yeah,Doc. But Ahm tellin ya,Ah thought Ah was gonn drop dead on dat third day,me. Ai-Yie,dat was tough,yeah!”

    Doc Thib said,”Ah assure you,Mizz Boo,nobody ever died from hunger in just one day.”

    Mizz Boo said,“Mais,no Doc. Not from duh hunger. From all dat Skippin!

    New Pastor in South Louisiana

    The new preacher,PASTOR BOODRO from south Louisiana,was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty,the country music singer.

    On his first day on the job at a new church in Morgan City,he decided to visit some of the church members he was told who hadn’t been to service lately.

    He went to the first lady’s house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door,the lady screamed,“Conway Twitty!”

    “No ma’am,”he replied. “Ah’m you new pastor,Boodro,an’Ah came to have prayer wit’you.”So she said to come right on in.

    He visited several more homes,and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

    Then he knocked on the door of a young widow woman’s house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time,so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.

    When she saw her caller,she threw up her hands –which of course allowed the towel to fall to the floor!

    “Oh my God!”she exclaimed. “It’s Conway Twitty!”

    Wide-eyed Pastor Boodro looked left,then right,walked in,and said…

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    ”Hello,Darlin’! “